If I say this
Then I'm being unfair
If you say that
You say you have the right

If I don't call
You've stayed all night by the phone
If you don't call
Then it just slipped your mind

If I'm not there
You waited for hours
If you're not there
You've had better things to do

If I look at someone else
Then I'm being cruel
If you sleep around
You're only having fun

If I fall
It's my own fault
If you fall
I should have been there to catch you

If my friends say something wrong
I should know better not to ask them round
If your friends say something wrong
They're allowed to say what they think

If I tell you that I love you
You say I'm only telling lies
If you tell me that you hate me
You never mean it in the morning

You said
Last time pays for all
If I walk out this door
I guess it's only fair



Meh. I shouldn't attempt to write poetry. because I can't. Nyah.