Isn't amazing how much of a fire hazard I am? I put the garlic bread in the microwave and wander off becuase the clever machine tells me when to take it out. Ten minutes later, I get told I have to cook the other garlic bread because... well, the other one is oh so slightly burnt to a crisp. It was more burnt on the inside. :D It doesn't make sense... And the chicken kievs were only edible in the middle, and they'd shrunk.
You know, I blame the micorwave.

I'm suppressing the urge to write another rant. I appreciate people's comments, but I just don't know. I don't know much anymore.