itunes eight-ball: put your itunes winamp wmp realplayer on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.

what do you think of me, winamp?
Reel Big Fish - I'm Cool.
Haha. I'm not arguing.

will i have a happy life?
Buffy The Musical - The Parking Ticket
I don't even drive. >_>;

what do my friends really think of me?
Incubus - Southern Girl
You're an exception to the rule
You're a bona fide rarity
^o^

do people secretly lust after me?
Flow - My Life
...Uh, I have no idea then. =DDD

how can i make myself happy?
Frou Frou - It's Good To Be In Love
...Um, okay. o.o

what should i do with my life?
The Pillows - Noboranai Taiyou
...I should sleep then?

why must life be so full of pain?
Muse - Megolamania
Yay, delusional!

how can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Marshall Crenshaw - Only An Hour Ago
...That implies often.

will i ever have children?
DDR - Dub I Dub
I'll take that as a no. o.o;

will i die happy?
The Faint - Dust
...So I'm going to die in an earthqueake. I'll take it as a no.

can you give me some advice?
Counting Crows - Mr Jones [Across a Wire]
Oooh, I'm torn. This song is full of advice stuff.
So you want to be a rock and roll star
Well, listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
And take some time to learn how to play
So I should be in a band. =D

what do you think happiness is?
Satou Akemi - Itooshii Hito no Tame ni
'For the sake of my beloved'? ...Another suggestion that winamp thinks I should be in relationships. XD

what's my favorite fetish?
Hamasaki Ayumi - girlish (scanty sandwich club)
Like, wtf. o.o