*giggles* I'd forgotten about that time when me and Miiol recited the Weiss cosplay song in the IRC chat. Someone mentioned bondage clothing, and by that time, it was too late. x3 Ah~~ that was fun.

Spent some portion of dinner trying to explain to my dad what Jordan's haircut was like. xD; And my power to take ridiculous photos of her. ^____^

Diablos was saying about mistaking my name for Shuichi, which lead me to thinking... Shuichi has pink hair, is hyper, glomps people. [Generalization, I know.] But... Who else is very similar to that, eh? o_o
...However, Jordan doesn't sound like Seki Tomokazu. >3

Fwahaha. I'm hyper. In the middle of reading Shogun and wanting to kill it for moving slowly. You must really wonder why my mother gives me these books to read. The idea of rereading Harry Potter is looking very interesting now. All will fear my bizarre obsessions, and my only OTP. Because... yeah. Spent far too much time reading fics. ...I am not turning into a Harry Potter fangirl. >>;; Much. But... I read fics and sparkle. So yeah. I'm a fangirl. I don't fangirl that much. I squee to myself and to people occasionally, but I'm not that bad. I think.
Maa, I'm so weird.


Dark Love

Haru finished packing. Ever since Kyou, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Haru had been cute.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing jumped him, all was dark. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going by a river to become a wise wing.

Just then, there was an angry knock at the door. Haru opened it and stood there dreamily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his shoulder.

When Haru came to, Kyou was holding his neck and looking mysterious. "My love," Kyou said sleepily, "I'm sorry for the sparkly shock. I've been shipwrecked on a blue island for the last ten years, living like a very sparkly sparkly thing that sparkles. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hand in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Haru could hardly believe his Kyou had returned. "I will always love you, hand or no hand. Besides, you can cover it up with a gummy."

They embraced cutely and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was frustrated.

===

The Battle For The Gummy
[because we all know who'd love this]

By a river, Haru jumped his gummy. He had been busy with the gummy for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dark cuddle or a frustrated massage from his lover Kyou.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his wise Kyou appeared at the door, grinning cutely.

"Put down the gummy," Kyou said sleepily. "Unless you want me to sleep that gummy on your shoulder."

Haru put down the gummy. He was cute. He had never seen Kyou so angry before and it made him dark.

Kyou picked up the gummy, then withdrew a cat from his neck. "Don't be so cute," Kyou said with an angry grimace. "A mouse bit my hand this morning, and everything became mysterious. Now with this gummy and this cat I can sleepily rule the world!"

Haru clutched his sparkly hand dreamily. This was his lover, his wise Kyou, now staring at him with an angry neck.

"Fight it!" Haru shouted. "The mouse just wants the gummy for his own wise devices! He doesn't love you, not the dark way I do!"

Haru could see Kyou trembling dreamily. Haru reached out his shoulder and touched Kyou's neck sleepily. He was wise, so wise, but he knew only his sparkly love for Kyou would break the mouse's spell.

Sure enough, Kyou dropped the gummy with a thunk. "Oh, Haru," he squealed. "I'm so dark, can you ever forgive me?"

But Haru had already moved by a river. Like a very sparkly sparkly thing that sparkles, he pressed his shoulder into Kyou's neck. And as they fell together in a mysterious fit of love, the gummy lay on the floor, dark and forgotten.

===

Haru and Kyou
by William Shakespeare

Enter Haru

Kyou appears above at a window

Haru:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the cat, and Kyou is the mouse.
Arise, cute mouse, and sleep the wise gummy.
See, how he leans his shoulder upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that shoulder!

Kyou:
O Haru, Haru! wherefore art thou Haru?
What's in a name? That which we call a neck
By any other name would smell as blue
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a very sparkly sparkly thing that sparkles"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sparkly.

Haru:
Swain, by yonder wise gummy I swear
That tips by a river the frustrated wing--

Kyou:
O, swear not by the gummy, the mysterious gummy,
That dreamily changes in its dark orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise dark.
Sweet, dark night! A thousand times dark night!
Parting is such angry sorrow,
That I shall say dark night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Haru:
Sleep dwell upon thy shoulder, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sleepily to rest!
quickly will I to my cute neck's cell,
Its help to sleep, and my blue neck to tell.



I am hopeless. xD