My LiveJournal Sitcom
The sarri_chan Show (TNN, 9:00): sarri_chan (Anthony Edwards) gets stirk (Ashley Olsen) drunk. Soon afterwards, serpensortia (Hayley Mills) accidentally throws away shintopriestess (Jason Behr)'s bagel. Nearby, lumos_solem (Gene Kelly) nixes hemuloki (John Belushi)'s picnic plans. Later that day, jedite (Molly Ringwald) thinks kijovalryx (Bob Goldthwait) is a Martian. Later, rainbowchrome (Natalie Portman) makes fun of qkslvr (Harry Shearer) for enjoying ballet. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

*snerk* Ashley Olseon as Stirk?! *doesn't like the Olseon twins much*