fuck you fuck you fuck you, just fuck off!
I haven't lost the torch, it's not my fault. And it fell down the gap in the sofa after you used it after I'd cleaned up. All my AA batteries are used in my keyboard and mouse - what they were bought for. And stop saying I've done nothing all summer. Stop bringing it up at every possible chance you can. I want to hit you. I want to go to uni.
Also, next time you recieve a letter for me that has IMPORTANT FINICIAL DOCUMENT written on, don't hide it in the masses of bills and stuff you have cluttering up the office. :3 It's kinda... important, yo. And also... telling me would be a good idea. :D I can't register without it.
Just shut up.