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My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 caillens a-squeezing.
11 fire_glows a-typing.
10 gtkyos a-breakdancing.
9 i_eat_lemonss a-wailing.
8 kijovalryxs a-laughing.
7 lumos_solems a-hacking.
6 miiols a-hopping.
5 red philtrcs.
4 glaring psychogurlies.
3 Canadian qkslvrs.
2 chicken squishybananass.
And a starice in a mulberry tree.
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Sometimes the answerphone messages have a certain air to them that make me stare at the phone thining 'Um... what the fuck?' But today's was different, oh yes, it was.
'Hi. You've got a new answerphone message. *gets cut off*'
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